Thursday, June 25, 2009

2nd day in hell

After the tears and fears of the first day my parents did convince me to go back to school,one reason was that no other school was willing to take me until next year and the other was that me dad paid some 10000-15000 bucks to get me into school.....thanx Dad thanx a Ton!

so the 2nd day starts with assembly,the constant naggin by my "pals" i became the butt of all the jokes
"eeeh Dekh DUBAI AA RAHA HAI......DUBAI AA RAHA HAI"
that was my name in the during me first 2 years at STB.........DUBAI......any conversation with me would end up with DUBAI poppin up as a joke.........

Another thing surprised me was that people considered Dubai a city or at least a part of Saudi Arabia,which really would piss me off as some people would constantly call me Saudi as well.....and the fucking freaky thing is that some dumbass' still think Dubai is a part of Saudi Arabia......ITS NOT
ITS A PART OF THE U.A.E

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES......miles away from Saudi Arabia.....its a different country with 7 cities....Dubai being one.......so back to the point

Friends:yeah the greatest of gifts to man....the one group of peopel who never let you down.....always there to help you.....man i wish i had pals who had the above qualities........
Me first pal in school....Sid...the freak from New York was a total jackass....apart from the maths sir Mr Yassin calling him "putul" all the time.....it seemed his only job in school was to twist and molest my geometry box......riddling it with holes,using the compass on it.....throwing it about......i didnt say much to the guy coz he was a retard.....last i heard he was on drugs and alcohol [nice combo]

then i got a few new pals.....naseem,ijaz,rudrojeet and swagat
naseem was one of me bests early pals in school but the guy had one problem....he would watch all the soaps on STAR PLUS and would often burst into songs for no reason....like that freaky BARDAASHT SONG in which Ameesha Patel[sweet ass] dance with Akshay Khanna.....whatever

then came ijaz and swagat who were inseparable always together....never took me to THE TREE

rudrojeet was a drug addict and still is .....he and sid became real good pals and are probably the best faggers in STB or at least they were.......

but on the first day i did something that saved my life in STB and also gave me a kick ass pal
ROHIT SARKAR........one of the best students i have ever come across ....so here it goes....as i did not have the notes for the english class....i took the copy of this guy as me teach ,mrs banerjee told me to,
rohit gave me a stern warning........"RETURN THE BOOK TOMORROW FOR SURE"......i didnt give a shit to him then....but nevertheless i did return the book back....

HERE IS THE FREAKY BIT
when i did return it i said "THANK YOU" to which he replied "MENTION NOT PLEASE" i mean what the fuck?
after constant abuses in 2 languages....teachers ridiculing me,students ridiculing me......a guy who can speak english is here in STB????
FUCK ........it took me time to recover from the initial shock......as to how a guy could be so well mannered in STB....so that was the start of my longest friendship in calcutta

this group steadily group and now has become the deadly foursome[no sexual references here...]
chintoo=rohit sarkar
babla=babla
nagu=somraj sarkar .....he aint rohits brother...as i had initially thought
and me.....
of course there are others who are extendable members
manko=somanko bhattacharya.......
but this core group kept me alive and kicking in STB for the 5 years i was there......
and fortu-fucking-nately we still are the most kickass crazy sons of guns you may ever come across

be afraid......be very afraid......

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