ELEPHANT PAPER PUPPET

A year or so ago the copa america final was held between the 2 greatest south american teams....THE ARGIES AND THE SAMBA BOYS[argentina and brazil]....due 2 the fact that the match was 2 happen at around 2:30 in the morning and last upto around 5 a couple of me pals decided 2 watch the game at me place like they always do on important matches.....[including the 2006 world cup]...so anyways......we[me babla and chintoo lee aka rohit].....had a blast coz we had come back from a dance recital of nagu's mom's.......and we spent the entire evening abusin the shit out of each other and spendin time remembering the god times when life wasnt all studies and it was mroe about how much u cld play.......
so the nite went on babla bought dinner...[coz that ass makes $$$$$] anyways dinner down the throat we watched some shit salma hayek movie.....and the nite then didnt seem 2 pass..chintoo got tired and fell asleep...so it was upto me and babla 2 keep our spirits up and not fall asleep.....surfin through channels at 2 in the nite searchin for something fun to watch is NOT a good thing......
surfin
surfin
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hoping 2 find something worth watchin...when i came across a channel TAAZA TV...which is shown only in Calcutta run for and by the marru's of cal......they were showin KIDS TIME a two bit kids show .....i dont know who watches taht in india also......believe me.....
they were showin a segment where u create something for the child.....so this guy comes wearing a shirt which is half red half purple and with black polka dots on it.......he starts blabbering that he wants 2 make a
"ELEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT PAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
i aint exaggerating this is really how he did say it.......me and babla laughed out so loud that chintoo almost woke up.....so 2 make sure he wldnt miss the fun we beat him up so that he wld wake up......
the show continued and the guy made a bag out of some paper and these were his exact words 2 the kid who was helping him

"DEKHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUMNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THONGAAAAAA BANAYA........."[look we made a bag]
"ISKO KYA CHEEZ KE LIYE USE KARENGE????"[what can we use this for?]
"ISME AAP CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEE GEMSSSSSSSSSSSSS DALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AUR CHAWALLLLLLLLLLLLLL REAKH SAKTE HAIN"
[u can keep chocolates gems lentils rice in it]
lame shit as it was but it was damn funny....we didnt care bout the match after that we just spent the nite laughin at the guy tryin 2 be a comedian and a bad one at that........

unfortunately i cant get 2 see my favourite channel no more coz TATA SKY doesnt provide TAAZA tv......but if i ever find the link 2 that video[fat chance of tha hapenin]...i will put it up over here for sure...........