Pope kiska baap hai?????????

My school was noted for its ruffian ways and really crappy behaviour .......from the mild abuses that we all hurl at each other on a daily basis.....to the good old fights which occured on a regular basis outside the school ......each and everyday was excitement personafied in school......hell it was the best past time we had apart from Tv and me ps'[which sadly are no more]........

anyways this one story is just the typical run of the mill things that would happen in STB [St thomas' boys].....this incident did happen before i joined the school but thanks to manko and his brilliant impersonation of a teach and one of his pals....this is tattooed in me memory and of all me pals as well

so here it goes
in our main building all the 6,7,8 and 9 classes were present.....the 6 and 7 classes would occupy the first floor,the 2nd floory was by the 8 and 9 classes and then there was the roof.....the vice principals office ,the library and the auditorium were on the ground floor.......
so me pals were in class 7 E i think.......and it was some period in which no teacher came......
which in STB terms means a full on brawl....chalk being thrown about,papers flying,abuses hurled ,just a full on blast of STB really.......

so this guy Debayan [Roddo] who is a drug addict by the way......yup me school did have a ton o druggos ......so he was standing near the classroom entrance....which also happened to be near the staircase leading to the ground floor.......so he starts peeping down and sees a certain english teacher by the name of POPE.....Mr Pope.....freaking whitey who would smoke all day long......Pope and cigs were like pimps and hoes....one cant be without the other......
so the druggo Roddo spots pope and starts shouting in his idiotic tone
"AAAAEEEEEE POPE.......POPE......POPE......POPE....."
now his tone is like a mixture of a drunk and a person high....which figures coz he is a drug addict......so after shouting out this he steps into the classroom.....

in A FLASH MR POPE runs up the stairs and catches hold of Roddo.....i mean the guy moved real fast.....fasted than any car ever.....probably faster than Usain Bolt as well......

unbelievably he caught hold of the freak and started hammering him left right and center ......that was funny enough but during the thrashing Pope kept on repeating this one line to Roddo

"POPE TERA BAAP HAI????
POPE TERA BAAP HAI?????"

fuck that shit....dont think any teacher would have wanted Roddo as their kid....so i guess Roddo was happy enough that he was getting a teach to be like a step dad or something......
to this "question" Roddo gave the most fitting reply for any occasion in STB
"aaee SORRY SIIIIIRRRRR".....

Pope tera baap hain remains a classic to this day....laughin off to this everyday this just cant be forgotten.....although it would have been a much more hilarious bit if someone had acted out the parts of Roddo and Pope but i guess this will have to do for now.....

POPE TERA BAAP HAI?