E=MC^2

In STB we didnt have the best of teachers......dont get me wrong....wait....fuck yeah we had real shit teachers....the list was endless....the teachers would often piss us off......we had this teach T K SHAH....for physics......i mean i know its ok to have a little pride in your academic excellence.....but dont go fucking boasting bout it from the 1st day of the new session

i had just passed the ICSE exams with around 78%......i aint a genius no more....so as per bengal tradition i was forced to take up science in me +2's even though i sucked at em......i took science with computers as me 6th subject which i was decent at.........
so a brand new session starts......well i thought this would be my best years in STB coz i did have me best pal Rohit in the same class.....so as bumchums we sat together and enters that BASTARD TIKU[Shah].......the jackass had tormented us in class 10 with his constant rambellings and strict disciplinarian methods of teaching

here is a notable excerpt from the douchebag
"I WILL GIVE YOU VERY SEVERE PUNISHMENT BOYZZZZZZZZZ"
am shit scared coz he would always carry a cane with him.......
"YOU NOW WILL HAVE VERY SEVER PUNISHMENT.........



STAND UP FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS......"
wait what?
thats crap man....i punish the public worse than that with my constant jabbering and abusing......
"NOW I WILL GIVE YOU EVEN MORE SEVER PUNISHMENT.....STAND AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS....."
WOW I AM SO FUCKING SCARED ...........sarcasm intended

so the douche was our class teacher for 2 years straight.......damn damn damn damn.......what a waste.....
he starts off by saying that he is a brilliant student and told us in some shit maharashtra board exam he secured something like 95% in physics maths and chemistry....and how he was a great student....where he spent his time teaching and all the historic details any normal person would have fallen asleep off....we couldnt do that coz he was the VP's ass licker.......only 1 person was paying complete 10000% attention to him ....it was his gay lover Partho Sarthi Laha.....first off all i dont think any "guy" can have such a name....but he did....

he would walk with his tit's popping out....and whenever he heard TIKU's shit voice...he would literally just run to the source of the sound....hell he was the only person in the world who would laugh at his shit hole jokes as well........

anyways TIKU then told us that if we didnt believe him .....he could bring in his papers and certificates and all just to prove that he did do the same.....fucking loser......
the guy had another problem as well....he suffered from some gastric problems....so he would constantly BURP all the while he was teaching....
and his burp wasntr a normal one....oh no...this was what he would burp

"GHEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW"

"GHEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
and the worst bit was he never apologized for that.....not once ....never.....
but if he caught someone even trying to yawn or make any sort of muscular movement around the mouth....the guy would point him out and would start saying a ton of shit like
"dont spread germs all around"
"if you dont like physics why did you take science?"
once he was taking a physics class and told us if we had any doubts regarding any topic we could ask him....so me GUJJU pal Bhaveen got up and asked him a question bout some topic which was a year old....
the guy responded
"BHAVEEEEEEEN YOU ARRRRRRREEEEEEEEE A YEARRRRR LAATE....I CANT HELP YOU......"
SOB.....sala haram khor.......but i dont hold any grudge against him for all this....what i do hate him for is his biased attitude towards his tution students......he would often ask the weak students to join his tution indirectly....for example
i was a shit weak student in class 11 and 12
my scores in physics read like the bangladesh cricket teams score card against an aussie bowling attack
12
24
16
30
these were me scores in 4 exams in the +2's....i havent said anything bout me maths scores...thats another story

so the guy was giving the papers for the physics exam...and as usual i failed...miserably.....he looked at me and said...i will never fucking forget the mockery he made off me that day

"SAEEEEEEEDD YOU ARE LIKE SOURAV GANGULY...FAILING ALL THE TIME....."
till that it was fine....i mean come on i also have made a ton of jokes on guys flunking.....
the next line pissed me off to another level..........

"YOU NEED A JAGMOHAN DALMIYA TO PASS......"
son of a bitch...damn asshole.....so how do i get back at the asshole

well he teaches in an adjacent building to me complex on the first floor....that building just contains shops....and a coaching class.....that building is rite next to me gate.....so whenever he is teaching and i can here him.....coz its easy to hear that BELCH from a mile away.....i go up to the ground floor....rite beneath his window and shout out

"TEEEN RUPIYA KA CHICKEN PAKODA.........TEEN RUPIYA KA CHICKEN PAKODA.........."
he never does jack bout that......a lot more to follow of the miser we all loved to hate TIKU........