Classico

I recently found my old blog back again....it seemed that it was deleted but i guess the people at blogger got shit scared and brought it back......since i have started a new one i decided to bring back some of me best posts to date so here we go


THE BUS RIDE FROM HELL:

I dont ask for much in life..

i already have my ps3,some real good pals , all the porn i need,a ton of music,privacy u know that adult-teen kinda stuff so goin to me college was no biggie i was real happy a college did take me in
TECHNO INDIA
the only shit bit was it was located at Salt lake which is like a 90 minute bus ride from me place,i wasnt too thrilled bout that bit but beggars cant be choosers .......
so a few months into college i started using the bus properly
day in day out and believe me it is the most entertaining and frustating experience of me life so far
as soon as u get on a bus u can feel the energy from some people and the lack of energy from others
i personally love gettin into a bus and irritating the shit out of the people on the bus
not directly but indirectly.....that is i am with me pals and i talk a ton of shit to em
about my past relationships[or lack of] ,music,sports,politics anything that comes into my mind
and i scream it out all the time...not only that but i use expletives left rite and center
just today i was talking to me pal sanket and after every normal word i was using
either "FUCK","FUCKING" or "FUCKER"....with a few bastards and son of bitches thrown in for good measure
the look on people's faces is the best thing bout this

there are even some jerks who try to give me a stare and hope that i shut up but that just gives me a target i can pick on
"OH KAKU KE BHALLO LAGCHE NA?????
SALA....."
and no kaku ever turns back ,they get so bloody shit scared

another great thing i love bout buses is the fact that the conductor always tells us that there is space at the back no matter how many fat people,thin people or smelly people are in the bus
it fucking gets so conjusted at times that i feel that i may die from the lack of oxygen or even from the smell of certain people

even though i have a kickass time on a bus the WORST AND THE MOST DREADED thing in a bus is

PELVIC PELVIC

now for people who got no idea bout my jargon
pelvic is well bout a persons pelvic region
but

PELVIC PELVIC
this is another story.........this is when a person standing next to you on a bus decides to rub his pelvic region all over your sides,arms etc...hell the worst bit is the times when they get real close to ur face....and for some bloody reason its always the smelly people who get close for
PELVIC PELVIC
which really pisses me off

how come no hot tamale comes and decides to give pelvic to me.....i mean thats the least i can ask from the LORD above
not much as i got more than what i want
just one or two small things
like a chick like monica bellucci,money like bill gates and maybe keys to the playboy mansion
i know none of this will ever happen
but if it does......all me pals are gonna be damn happy......