Desperado

Lets get one thing straight my love life hasnt been a good one......although i am 20 years old my one past relationship didnt materialize into anything big.....and i always have screwed up somehow or another regarding the mystery called as love.........thats why i have given up on that crap feeling....and i just whack and jack off as i please nowadays.........
but the Lord has been kind in certain ways to me coz when i did like a couple of chicks some real fantastic things happened with em and me of course...

CASE 1:This happened when i was in class 1 before i left Calcutta....i was studying in a school called DEW DROPS which was a small school in 95 but now is a proper school having grades upto 12 i think.....at my time it had just upto grade 4.....so we had one classroom for all the grades 1,2,3 and 4......i had this huge crush on a girl called Shweta.....who was in class 4....for some reason i liked her.....so one day i arrived late at school and was bombarded by the teacher as to why i was late.....i was almost in tears...so the teach felt a little guilty and told me to get to my seat in the calmest tone possible....unfortunately....[fortunately actually] my seat was already taken by some new kid....and there werent any seats left.....
damn i though i would have to stand the entire time.......or at least a period got over
but then the LORD shone all HIS MIGHT on me and the teacher said
"AAAAdeeeeem [in that irritating bengali tone]...why dont you sit on Shweta's lap? there isnt a seat for you....Shweta you dont mind do you?"


DAMN........shit......WOW......first time i ever got the chance to have contact with a chick........wont ever forget those 4 kickass school hours....didnt want the day to end....the next day i found out i didnt have to go to that school no more coz we were shifting to dubai...shit

CASE 2:when i shifted to Dubai i was enrolled in a school called OUR OWN ENGLISH HIGH SCHOOL....apart from the name being real freaky the guys and girls had different timings to prevent us guys meeting with the chix...damn.....we would come at around 12:30 and had classes till 6 PM where as the girls would have classes from 7 Am to 12 Pm

since i was a genius in that school i was forced into extra curricular activities....like being sent into a relay race...where i was tripped by a guy and half of my face was damaged beyond recognition and i had a plaster on me face for 2 days....all me teeth became loose and i had to eat PULP for 4 freakin weeks.....
i also often took part in elocutions and won for 6 years straight.......yes i was brilliant in those freak things back then.....even was up for the HOUSE MONITER in the year i left the school....anyways back to the story...since i was soooo fucking talented [pun fucking intended] i was forced to take part in a dance show which i was reluctant to take part in....but again the LORD was there for me....i had a chick as a partner.....oh sweet YES....i was in class 3 at the time.......
the chick was a pretty decent one as well......as i can remember we practiced for weeks....i had to miss school as i went to the practice auditorium and would just dance away with her....we were part of a group of like 7 pairs,.......
the BIG DAY ARRIVED....we danced our ass' off....touching feeling enjoyin[well i was at least]......we were supposed to do the same dance a day later and for my sinning and molesting of the kid the LORD made sure i couldnt dance.....i contracted CHICKEN POX FROM SOMEWHERE......SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CASE 3:This final case occured quite a few years ago...around 5 years back when i was learning how to play me keyboards in me music class....where i had a huge crush on a chick called Sneha....everyone knows bout this incident....so we had a recital at some park...[skippin a ton to get to the juicy part]....
she was sitting on one end of a slide...where i was standing next to her trying to act COOL......cha man in it!
so looking here and there trying not to make it too obvious that i was staring at here...i peeked down at her and THE LORD AGAIN SHONE THROUGH....
she wasnt wearing no panties....could see her ass perfectly....it was a glorious sight.......i kept staring for what seemed such a short time......which actually was like 5 minutes...when i started hearing giggles......as i tried to take me eyes off that beautiful ass...i saw that almost everyone in the park was staring at me....
parents,teachers,students.....everyone......Sneha also started smiling for some reason and burst into giggles.......but unfortunately she never talked to me again....i did like a chick in music school again
and she turned out to be sneha's best friend.....we all know how that ended...she also never talked to me AGAIN...i did do some douche things...like constantly call her like some freaky stalker......but come on she didnt stop talking to me coz of that....or did she?