Before I write about the title , this is my 100th post on this blogspot, so that in itself deserves a celebration. The blog has been up for almost 2 years now, probably the longest thing I have even done apart from being in educational institutes or loving good old fashion KFC for as long a period of time as this, so yay me .
Back to business, today we had our yearly function for our college, will not name the function but suffice to say its only fun when you can go full on berserk. I was looking forward to it this time since I had worked my ass off for a couple of weeks, by work I mean a proper corporate job and not some work as in finding a new pornstar and downloading a ton of videos, SOPA should put a stop to that real soon.
So meeting up with some kickass besties was the #1 job of the day, met the Manko man in his last weekend in cal before he leaves for mallu land, Hyderabad, but he is not sad about it as he will get to meet a ton of hot muslim chicks, proper muslim chicks, and he calls me a racist.
Also had a plan to meet up a couple of my college besties since I started working, I have not been able to meet em, today was that day.
This day will not just be remembered for me having met a few friends and had a normal sit down fun time, reaching the said function way late in the afternoon even though the whole thing started at around 9 AM proves how much "boss" I can be, still met my friends and I decided to be the massive dick troll I can be.
First target to face my wrath was Mriganka a typical manc, who runs like a girl without a proper center of gravity using his arms for balance while running like some barbie toy, gave him the Big Show Bear hug a lotta times, pushed him about and generally bullied him but the sport didn't mind, after all I had met him after a month or so.
The next targets were the other students of the college, putting up a cultural fest is good and all but if you know you are shit you should just stay away from singing dancing and acting and all that crap, the sad fact is everyone thinks they are Robert Downey Jr or Morgan Freeman or Freddy Mercury , the fact in reality is they are Rebecca Black or Bieber.
After trolling on a person real hard and picking on him while he was on stage trying to sing wearing a white kurta , to which I constantly bellowed "You look saxy" to "I love the design on your Kurta, who is the designer" to the oh so normal "Once More" chant even though the act should have been stopped half way, Things as usual must go awry and out of hand and yes for once I did go overboard and went on a troll spree , shouting obscenities and picking on almost any crap act that went on stage, simple fact is if you are shit you should be told the thing to your face, you are not a 2 year old kid who will be scarred for life. If your parents/relatives/teachers never let the law down on how much shit you can be in those artistic works then you need a friend to say it and if your shit assed scared friends can't do it then I take the mantle and let you know the damn truth before you go on and make a complete arse of yourself in front of much important people.
Of course no one understands the true genius of my caliber while they get a first hand experience of my madness, you see I need to explain it for these people who don't get it, they aren't as intelligent as I am and neither are most people sensible enough to understand what I say, always said the genius that is the Bonbon will be missed after I am gone, so as I said, parents were pissed, so were the teachers and even before the function was over, all me friends and I went over and had dinner before anyone else.
Trolled?
Fuck yes and very well indeed.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Be a douche campaign
Hypocrisy has a limit, even the most illogical person is allowed to be a hypocrite and all but something really got my goose the other day, while I was watching a WWE RAW broadcast, they suddenly pop up with this promo, not of some old Wrestler coming back with a new gimmick or some mega super pay per view which will suck, they came out with this "Be a Star" campaign, where they are trying to weed out "bullying" from schools and how one in 3 students in America are bullied in some form, HHH and Steph McMahon were talking about supporting the campaign but that is nonsensical.
I mean the entire history of wrestling , at least the WWE era is about bullying and roughing people up for no reason at all. On a false pretext of acting like macho men and women fighting over petty causes like ex gfs, belts and who is stronger but they don't go and issue challenges most of the time, unlike "face/good" wrestlers who would go face a person properly, its the hell/bad guys who attack people from behind, come in groups of threes and try to take a person out. Recently Natalya and Beth Phoenix were on a tear, making bitches cry, literally, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly were a couple of their victims. Where was the bully, sorry anti bully campaign there?
Highly hypocritical and I cannot believe how anyone could support the campaign.
Don't get me wrong here, I am not in favor of physical bullying, coz that is the sissies way out, but mental bullying is fantastic, makes you sharper and immune to the atrocious things that people say about you either behind your back or in your face.
STB made me a star, not because I am some super student who scored 99% in an exam, i got 98.55% in MAT but its not about that, it made me a immune to abuses that hurl about in the world. The way women look away disgusted when they hear an abuse, if they ever were in STG, they would know how to deal with shit like this. It is not like the world does not abuse you when you aren't in front of a person, hell I say we should invest in an abusive class for all students, teach em how to deal with abuses being hurled at you, you know start a new campaign as all this abuse and bullying will make you stronger no matter what.
So here is a fuck off you worthless cunt who should have been wasted in the bloody toilet rather than let to rot in a human's womb for 9 months to everyone.
Happy abusing/bullying
Don't be a star, BE A DOUCHE
I mean the entire history of wrestling , at least the WWE era is about bullying and roughing people up for no reason at all. On a false pretext of acting like macho men and women fighting over petty causes like ex gfs, belts and who is stronger but they don't go and issue challenges most of the time, unlike "face/good" wrestlers who would go face a person properly, its the hell/bad guys who attack people from behind, come in groups of threes and try to take a person out. Recently Natalya and Beth Phoenix were on a tear, making bitches cry, literally, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly were a couple of their victims. Where was the bully, sorry anti bully campaign there?
Highly hypocritical and I cannot believe how anyone could support the campaign.
Don't get me wrong here, I am not in favor of physical bullying, coz that is the sissies way out, but mental bullying is fantastic, makes you sharper and immune to the atrocious things that people say about you either behind your back or in your face.
STB made me a star, not because I am some super student who scored 99% in an exam, i got 98.55% in MAT but its not about that, it made me a immune to abuses that hurl about in the world. The way women look away disgusted when they hear an abuse, if they ever were in STG, they would know how to deal with shit like this. It is not like the world does not abuse you when you aren't in front of a person, hell I say we should invest in an abusive class for all students, teach em how to deal with abuses being hurled at you, you know start a new campaign as all this abuse and bullying will make you stronger no matter what.
So here is a fuck off you worthless cunt who should have been wasted in the bloody toilet rather than let to rot in a human's womb for 9 months to everyone.
Happy abusing/bullying
Don't be a star, BE A DOUCHE
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
The start of something new
The new year never starts off with a bang, at least not for me. For the past 22 years its always been the same crap, meeting up with friends and ushering a new year which will be just as crappy as it used to be.
This year however things are a changing, coz I be working now. No more crap about going to college and taking notes in class, no more examinations where last minute mugging will get me the marks to pass. Hell no its time to really graduate and move out.
Joining a company, whose name I shall not divulge since its value might go down , sarcasm, is a scary proposition, especially for a guy like me who has probably never had more than 2 days in a row where he has not cracked a shit stupid joke or made someone laugh. Behaving in a proper disciplined manner is hard especially in a new organization, well the thing basically is, one month of scouting people, 2nd month of taking em down, one at a time , like I did in college.
The day comes and I reach on time with the other folks, for once no one is late and well heading into an office without the stupid "intern" tag is a relief, the office and building is magnificent, the lift is awesome as hell and fast. The people more importantly are genuinely good, you know sometimes in an organization people are out to get you since you are the newbie , like a breaking in ceremony, its not the same here.
Everyone is helpful, cheerful[for now, wait till the deadlines come],happy and all. The induction process as whole is a great deal of top level people and telling us about the various functions in the organization which means I still have to write a lotta stuff and continue learning here, fortunately the learning here is good and it will actually be of some use in the future for sure.
The timing is not bad either, I gotta be there by 9 , my house is like 15 minutes away by transport, not much of an issue and I get to leave by 7 ish, so pretty good for a first organization, while these are some of the trivial technical issues, the more important things are,
The toilet, you know my laws are there and the 11th Law states : You are only comfortable in that office/residence/institution when you can shit there comfortably.
So I am always on the lookout for good dump holes and this organization at least in the 5th floor has a kickass toilet which has already lost its "virginity" the 10th floor one where I will be working is not upto the standards, so when I need to dump off, off to the 5th floor I shall go.
The other important thing is that there is free foooooood, I get free fucking lunch that too from 2 different vendors who each provide 3 options for non veg everyday and you can set the menu before hand for the next week, amazing!!!!
The other jitters would be about my boss but fortunately again my boss, so far, touch wood, fingers crossed and all , has been really helpful, yes I do piss him off once in a while but he has been really helpful, for once I don't have to go through the STB tirade and all , maybe for once I could do the STB thingy on some people and really teach em a thing or two, I wont but its always nice to have an option.
So there you have it, my first week at work, not a lot of responsibilities as of yet, still going through training,the Lord is on my side for this one, hopefully I will have a decent enough time here and enjoy as many years as I possibly can.
Oh and I got my first debit card today, thats right bitches, I be earning and burning dough from February onwards, oh yeah!
This year however things are a changing, coz I be working now. No more crap about going to college and taking notes in class, no more examinations where last minute mugging will get me the marks to pass. Hell no its time to really graduate and move out.
Joining a company, whose name I shall not divulge since its value might go down , sarcasm, is a scary proposition, especially for a guy like me who has probably never had more than 2 days in a row where he has not cracked a shit stupid joke or made someone laugh. Behaving in a proper disciplined manner is hard especially in a new organization, well the thing basically is, one month of scouting people, 2nd month of taking em down, one at a time , like I did in college.
The day comes and I reach on time with the other folks, for once no one is late and well heading into an office without the stupid "intern" tag is a relief, the office and building is magnificent, the lift is awesome as hell and fast. The people more importantly are genuinely good, you know sometimes in an organization people are out to get you since you are the newbie , like a breaking in ceremony, its not the same here.
Everyone is helpful, cheerful[for now, wait till the deadlines come],happy and all. The induction process as whole is a great deal of top level people and telling us about the various functions in the organization which means I still have to write a lotta stuff and continue learning here, fortunately the learning here is good and it will actually be of some use in the future for sure.
The timing is not bad either, I gotta be there by 9 , my house is like 15 minutes away by transport, not much of an issue and I get to leave by 7 ish, so pretty good for a first organization, while these are some of the trivial technical issues, the more important things are,
The toilet, you know my laws are there and the 11th Law states : You are only comfortable in that office/residence/institution when you can shit there comfortably.
So I am always on the lookout for good dump holes and this organization at least in the 5th floor has a kickass toilet which has already lost its "virginity" the 10th floor one where I will be working is not upto the standards, so when I need to dump off, off to the 5th floor I shall go.
The other important thing is that there is free foooooood, I get free fucking lunch that too from 2 different vendors who each provide 3 options for non veg everyday and you can set the menu before hand for the next week, amazing!!!!
The other jitters would be about my boss but fortunately again my boss, so far, touch wood, fingers crossed and all , has been really helpful, yes I do piss him off once in a while but he has been really helpful, for once I don't have to go through the STB tirade and all , maybe for once I could do the STB thingy on some people and really teach em a thing or two, I wont but its always nice to have an option.
So there you have it, my first week at work, not a lot of responsibilities as of yet, still going through training,the Lord is on my side for this one, hopefully I will have a decent enough time here and enjoy as many years as I possibly can.
Oh and I got my first debit card today, thats right bitches, I be earning and burning dough from February onwards, oh yeah!
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