DISCIPLINE!

As usual i will start by letting you all know how crappy my school was in a disciplinarian way at least....little or no respect given to the teachers or parents or even to the seniors......hell man it was a war zone out there.....survival of the fittest as they say.....
i tried staying clear of any impeding danger,conflict,fight etc....coz my mouth runs ar a 1000 words a minute but my reflexes are real slow....and i mean real slow......

i mean discipline ,respect werent words that we had in the dictionary of STB....not that half of the students could ever spell it.....so here are some instances of how "good" we were in school...of course i wasnt involved in any of these....but as we know....news spreads like fire....or some shit saying like that

CASE 1:THE SLAP
this happened during me class 10 pre final exams....and a teach called MR MOBILE [yes we called him that...coz he was more interested in his mobile rather than teaching any student....he would just chat away all day long on his cell rather than teach the damn subject he was supposed to teach so he was a prime target as it is coz he was as i call a "lappoo".......]
the dude was invigilating a class from the commerce section.....if you know our commerce section[any one of em] you know its real bad rite now.....
so he catches some guy cheating and swipes his paper away....now normally a student would beg for the paper to be returned or wait for a course of action from the teacher....but oh do we forget this is STB? can we forget this is a commerce student rite here?
NOPE
he gets up and demands the paper back from the teacher ,mobile says no way jose......student says gimme the paper or else.......

and then SLAP!
what a slap it was too......
the student whalloped the teacher......
MOBILE CONNECTION CUT GAYA........
score
students 1.....teachers 0

CASE 2:THE FILM
we had this computer sir who acted like he was something special in school,which he was coz he was physically handicapped...not gonna make no jokes on the disability.....but he had an attitude and was damn arrogant....he wasnt like that to his tution students...[i know coz i was one of em...would regularly get the question papers and score a ton in the exams......the only time that ever happened in cal].....
so he once had to be a substitute teacher for the roughest toughest meanest class in school 12 E.....that is a death wish for anyone in itself....but i shudder to feel what the comp sir might have felt.....so up he steps like a real man to take a whooping....and you know a person would normally just let the students be and hope the 45 minute class gets over ASAP...but oh no here comes the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....the dude enters like he is THE TERMINATOR...
"dont talk....sit down....i will call the principal...."
and he is proud thinkin that it worked....so as soon as he put his rump down on the teachers chair...up steps HAMEED...yes we all remember him from a certain previous post [check out MAA DA LADLA BIGAR GAYA]....and he locks the class door from the inside.......the sir is like
"hey open the door what are you doing"....well he and his pals sure as hell showed the teach what they were doing....
surrounded the poor bloke
wouldnt let him get up from his chair
some guy took out his cell
and made the teacher watch a porno!
hahahahahahahah man i dont care how much of a nice guy you are and how ever decent you can be....no GUY and i mean NO GUY ever gives up the chance to watch a porno...especially if its free.....

after the class we heard bout this bit from the commerce freaks....so i decided to ask sir bout this in the tution....
"sir i heard they made you sit in the chair and locked the door...."
he replies......"yes but they didnt do anything bad.....i infact locked it myself!...."
BLOODY LIAR!
"and sir i heard they made you watch a blue film"
yes for some reason we dont know pornos in india we all call em blue flix....
sir never answered back
"hey go finish you problems and then you can leave...finish it fast"
score
Teachers 0
Students XXXXX

CASE 3:THE LAST ASSEMBLY
this case occured during my last assembly in school before the ISC exams....lemme make the situation clear....we had just sacked the principal...school was a mess...teachers were pissed...students were always pissed...so we had an interm principal....FATHER RAJ....yeah some freak "father" from La Marts i think....and he would make sure there was an assembly everyday with all the students from class' 11 and 12....big fucking mistake right there
you dont hold assemblies with the commerce sections unless you want it to be your funeral....
plus the fact that Raj would make such crappy stories to teach us morals right throughout the assembly made it even more tedious....
so off we go......as soon as raj steps on the podium and starts jabbering away..
hameed yes him again....and a few of his pals....literally and believe me i dont make this shit up
it just happens in front of me.......
they sit down and form a sort of crude circle...and start clapping away singing songs....and act as if they are playin cards....right in front of all the teachers....
but as usual the teachers dont do jack....coz they dont have the cojones...

The shittest yet truest bit is that our batch the 2007 one was the best batch ever.....and from what i have heard from some of the juniors our school has turned into a dump.....not just coz some students are bad.....now all the students are worse...including the science ones....real sad......