EVS.....oh dear lord EVS

We all can agree that there sure as hell is a lot of industrialization going on all around the world ......the rate of pollution has sky rocketed over the past decade or so....strict laws have been implemented for emissions and protection of the environment.....but all this is secondary.....we the "young" must know about the environment...how to protect it....sustain it.....make sure it aint polluted....and i guess this all must start with knowledge about the environment.....so in the summer of 2006 when we class 11 students came back for the new session we got a little surprise....we had a new subject to study for the ISC's[yes we all could hear the collective groans and moans.....]...ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES or better know an EVS.....which was made a compulsary subject for all students from 2006....

now that was ok....i mean it is important for all of us to learn about probably the greatest natural resource and all....and so to impart knowledge there must good teachers who will do the needful....but unfortunately what we got was a crying whore and a gutless creep.....so lets get it started

for all the class 11s and 12s we got a teacher called Mrs Chaudhury or something like that.....but that wasnt her name....her name was Sonali Basu Roy Chaudhury...why would a person have 3 surnames?......well we knew the answer to that....becoz everyday when she would come to class she would look like a whore....and i am not exaggerating ......really sloppy make up...always panting heavily....and the fact that she was probably one of the few "good" looking teachers made it an even greater problem for her to cope with us "boys"....
yes we boys didnt cut her any slack at all.....as most of us...[barring the good boys like me and me group]...would really wanna "get" her real bad....but then she would often do really stupid idiotic things which made absolutely no sense whatsoever.....

for example it was rakhi....and as usual time for something stupid for this lady to do....so she decides to tie a rakhi on every guys wrist.....yes again collective groans could be heard a mile away.....the commerce students were really upset....with a certain guy even telling maam "kya maam bhai bana diya?"...what else would she make of him?.....then there was the crying ...OH DEAR GOD....every alternate day she would cry and sob for more than half the period......
"THE SCHOOL TREATS ME BADLY"
"THE SCHOOL DOESNT WANT ME HERE"
"THE TEACHERS DONT LIKE ME"
"THEY DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE I TREAT ALL YOU LIKE MY BROTHERS"
dear lord she went on like this everyday...once in a while she would pop up with real crazy comments.....like once we were all shouting and screaming in the class as usual....and she was trying to control us....she gave up after a few minutes and she sat down and started sobbing....now we learnt that the best way to deal with her is to ignore her....so she cried some more and then shouted out
"I CANT HAVE CHILDREN"......
baaaaam utter silence .....everystopped ....no one was moving and we all just stared at her....and she explained as to why she cant have any children...[she couldnt bear em for some biological reason...]....but the point is you dont say that in front of anyone let alone in front of the STB students........

she even had time to accuse one of the accounts teachers of sexual harrassment....now he didnt do nothing...but apparently did send her some lewd sms' which offended her...and as usual she made a big deal out of it....and i was the one who broke the news of the teacher to the students of my class....well that is one good deed in my life....
sadly the teacher was forced into leaving the school.....

the other freak i was talking bout is a guy called Talukdar....JOY TALUKDAR...although i never did have a class with him .......he was the other evs teacher....and one incident made headlines....well at least in my school which again is a big deal.....
so it was an isc exam and joy was just passing by the big auditorium where the commerce students were seated.......and just to show he had balls....he caught atif[a goonda] on the school cheating or talking with some other kid in the exams hall.....and he said something to atif....

atif crouched on his seat and blurted softly
"fuck you"

well talukdar heard that and took matters into his own hands or mouth i should say
he turned around and shouted loudly in the hall
"FUCK YOU TOO"

wow....amazing....why dont days like these happen everyday?