Mirzanoor

This blog is about probably one of the greatest students ever to have graced our fine school STB,i am of course talking bout Mirzanoor whose second name i cannot remember.....yes this guy was and probably is one of the shining members of our school but he was never known for his academic brilliance like you all must think....well you all must know by now that my school wasnt known for its academic performance.....well the girls school was always wayyyyyy better than the guys school.....as i was saying this guy MIRZANOOR was/is a small kid in STB who would always speak in bengali but when he spoke in english it was hilarious....last i heard about him was that he was driving a cab around calcutta and once was caught red handed shop lifting at Forum.....yes the same one i go to see flix.......

one of his best and meanest jokes was on a bloke called Alistar....by the name you would know he was a white guy as we indians called an "Anglo" i remember just a couple of Anglos in me school Cedric and Alistar......so as per all norms the minority group is always picked on by some other low life....i was picked on quite a bit during my early years but i had never seen a white guy getting picked on
well that was until i came to STB that is.....
so Alistar apparently had this amazingly hot smoking gorgeous sister....and so mirzanoor would often go to him and shout out to his face
"AAAIIII HAAAAD AAAAEEEE FOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKK
AAAAIII WEEEELLL FOOCCCCCKKKK SUZZZZAAAAAANNNE"
suzane was of course alistar's sister.....but the funny thing was alistar never retorted back.....i guess he was really scared coz he was a minority in the school or at least in the science batch on class 9-10

Of course Mirzanoor didnt pick on just the white guys in school.....oh no...he wouldnt leave anyone let alone one of the most lame ass teachers ever Dr Alok Sarkar ....who was a biology teacher,now he was a typically bong...the glasses...the cheap shirt....the bad accent.....the punctuality...the etiquette....and of course being ball less .......
so one day he was showing us an experiment as to how some plants produce oxygen underwater....you know the one in which a plant is kept underwater and it produces oxygen bubbles which rise up from the bottom of the water and rise to the top.....so the experiment was on and the teacher/sir/loser Alok was waiting fo the bubbles to rise....and when they started he asked us in his cheap bong accent....
"Boyz wheeech gaaaass eeessss theeees?"

mirzanoor was sitting rite up in front next to Alok and said
"Sir thees is Fooocking gas.......
Focking gas......."
now normally a teacher would slap the student ....but since this was Alok all he did was tattle and tell all to the Bio head Pachu....yes his name is pachu gopal dutta....i dont make this shit up ....i just tell it......and of course pachu took no action as well.......losers

but its not that our dear friend mirza never got what he deserved....he was taught a lesson once....by one the students in fact a guy called imrano.....yes the same guy who uploaded a ton o pics on orkut as to how "cool" he looked[he actually looked more gay than bobby darling]....but nevertheless...here goes the incident

as usual mirza was trying to pester someone and he found his target....it was to be imrano.....so he constantly is bugging him all the time....pestering him...calling him names....and the sort....you know the STB treatment as i would call it.....and off he goes.....
imrano on the other hand tries to keep cool and warns the guy a couple of times and tells him either to shut up or face the consequences.....but my dear mirza when will thou learn that you cant win em all....so he keeps on ripping on poor old imran.........imran finally snaps and heads to mirza to beat him up....
mirza to his credit doesnt run away but like some heavyweight boxer acts cocky and responds in his ever so irritating but funny voice
"Ebaare hobee fiiighhhhtiiiiiiinnnnng"
now the cockiness is good for ay boxer and i thought that mirza would whallop imran....and 5 mins later it was all done....

imran was back in his chair....mirza was in his.....but imran beat the living day lights out of mirza....got him in a headlock and gave him a ton of punches....
mirza ended up seeing a ton of stars and was holding his head in pain.....for once he did NOT have a comback.....

OWWW FOCKING STARS!