Sweeeeeeeet Rice

A bong loves to eat, that would be the true calling for most bongs and none of them can ever give up a chance to eat free food. I might not consider myself a true bong, with all the avoidance for mutton and them fish dishes but I do love to eat, especially if its food I like.

That is why its such a pain to go to a lot of dinners, weddings, parties, the food is often not up to my liking. Earlier I would not eat at all in the vege marwari weddings because, well I need chicken as an item at everymeal. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, a chicken preparation is a must, this can't be done in them vege weddings, now am a bit better. I would only eat the ton of desserts that are presented in them weddings, start off with a ton of their fried stuff, pakoras and all, then swiftly switch on to the plethora of desserts on offer.

Another set of invitations I fear and loathe are the bengali ones, not that I have an issue with bengalis, its just that one of the few things that irks me is a sweet main course. The rice in most of these bengali weddings/invitations ends up being a concoction of "Fried rice dipped in syrup", Its just not palatable for me. People gorge that stuff down while I end up looking like a lost soul searching for a puppy in china. If the rice being sweet enough is not an issue, they try to top it up with a little more "richness", if that is a word. They put all em dry fruits in the rice, so I would be chewing cashew nuts, raisins etc with cooked rice, again a no-no for me, jeez I hate that sweet rice stuff and so I just hate going to any bengali invitation, I end up eating nothing apart from the fried fish (the only fish preparation I would eat, as long as there are no bones in it) and then I have the oh so necessary ice cream at the parties.

Its about time that people learn that sweet rice can be a dessert and not a main course but its the masses that make the rules up and not just one soul, so while you guys enjoy gulping down a ton of sweet rice with that oily mutton preparation at the next wedding, please remember that far away , a lonely boy could not come to the wedding as he could not take in that sweet sweet rice which you guys go gaga for. 

Calcutta da citee of joay

Now let me get back to my old ways,lets forget bout the last blog,i fortunately have been all around the world and have visited many cities and countries.France,England,Singapore,The U.A.E to name a few and have even travelled a ton across India but i have always loved 2 cities ,Dubai ...well because my childhood was spent there ,a total of seven amazing years they were too,i mean shopping malls were everywhere,good people,easy to drive there fast food centres were everywhere...there was a KFC,Burger King,a Pizza hut,A Carl's Jr,a Pizza inn outlet around 5 minutes from my house so i guess my problem of obesity should be blamed on those factors....

The 2nd city i am in love with is Calcutta for a majority of reasons...the first reason is the weather,i love the rainy season....more so coz i never expereinced it in Dubai so any chance i get to be in the rain i take it up....the next reason is me pals.....although i have benn to a ton of places me best pals all are from Calcutta,no ego and all that shit absolutely perfect pals i got,who think like me ,who have a good sense of humour,who can abuse a ton like me....well all this does not apply to nagu the freak of nature....coz he is slow and idiotic but still he is a close pal....and the next reason is.....well......ummm....fuck there aint no other reason.....the truth is i lote Calcutta [lote=love/hate]....and i will let you know why.....why and how have people/things destroyed my hometown

well the first and most obvious reason to hate calcutta is for the bengali population and how they are
from bad accents,to acting oversmart ....they really take the cake,bad body odour ,stupid jokes i really hate em to the core[but i hate almost everyone to the core]....but the irony is that all me best pals are bengali and fortunately none of em have the characteristics mentioned above

the next reason i hate calcutta is the traffic and the public as a whole
constant jams,drivers racing like they are in formula 1....i do believe that any auto driver is miles better than michael schummacher.....india has a wealth of drivers who can squeeze a speeding vehicle between two large trucks and still have a mobile in one hand and a beedi in the other while abusing the truck drivers.....and as i said the people and public are just pathetic in calcutta...nuff said

the next reason i hate calcutta is the number of biharis in the city
they not only bring down the people on india as a whole they fucking destroy the somewhat bengali "good" heritage here.....i mean they pollute the city so much and have already infiltrated my family .my clean decent bengali family now has almost 50% members who are bihari and by bihari i mean real bihari ,speaking in their crap assed language ,their stupid ceremonies during weddings....which includes a song about abusing the in laws....yes thats rite...i never get invited to sing the songs ...for some "unknown" reason....

the next reason i hate the city is coz of me relatives....man they are a real pain in the ass....now only a few relatives are a pain but they are huge pains....the pain is similar to listening to a himesh song on a loudspeaker and you are tied to a chair while watching aap ka suroor....thats how bad some of em are...

but as i said i still love the city a lot
me pals are some of the best i have
my school was just as amazing...there was not one day in STB where there wouldnt be a fight or some stupid comic thing going on....and of course how can i forget i have to thank Calcutta for making me the abusive,idiotic rascist son of a gun i am......