Suspension Tension

Since i always start any of my blogs of by knocking off any conceptions you would have about the topic in the beginning itself, this time around it isnt the same, what i write as the blog topic is what i am going to talk about and not about the strength of suspenders or slacks

So let me start off with a prelude to what led to the unfortunate "suspension", we are lucky enough to have corporate connects , ie people from different companies come and lecture us about how the real conditions of work are and how things are actually done in a corporate and we are all very happy at the fact that we get such amounts of experience but some of the faculty who come are very knowledgeable and some just infuriate the shit out of us, well especially me.

Here is one such example where a visiting professor from a college in calcutta came to talk about green technology and well why we should apply "greenology" while we decide on factories and all and said "The reason why we are losing our natural resources so fast and cannot be sustainable is because of overpopulation that too of the Muslim nations like Malaysia and Indonesia"

Umm wait what?
India is more populous than both countries combined including the density of population, even china is more populated hell man south american countries are much more densely populated than India but hell he must blame the Musalman

So some of these sessions are a waste and especially if a session is at the last period the teacher would just go on and on and on and make us wait till 6 PM which means i would reach home by around 8 PM, this was something i was not looking forward to recently when we were told of another corporate connect on wednesday but as usual we decided on the last minute not to attend the session as it was the last class of the day and we knew it would be a drag.
So all me best 5 buddies from college decided to bunk the session little did we know what that had in store for us the next day,as we left college Wasim kept on saying even before our leaving the place
"Bhai aaj nahin karega toh bamboo parega", but as usual i didnt pay attention to his words, no one did but that ass's black tongue got us yet again.

So as we leave we see that almost 70 students arent attending the session but only 11 did ,oh well we though , this has happened before and all,the next day we reach college as usual and nothing seems out of the ordinary we had come up with a few excuses as to why we werent in the seminar but nothing too serious or anything, as soon as our first class was to start the Registrar came in and told all the people who attended the last session to go to another class and told the rest of us ie the majority of the class that
"Classes are suspended without any notice and you all must leave the campus in 5 minutes and we will take a decision after your parents call us"

Baaam panic and pandemonium strike because no one wants their parents to get involved, i dont care as i have a perfect record in everything in college and my parents know about all that i do in and out of college so a parents call is the least of my worries while most people are shit scared i have a wry smile on my face
"Chal at least i get a few days off"
Sir tells us to call the college at either 5 PM or before 10 AM the next day,so while we all leave i decide to call me mom and while i am laughing hard i some how blabber out that i have been suspended , now had i not been a STB student or had this been my first suspension my mom would have gone berserk but obviously she
didnt and rather than asking "WHY did you get suspended? She asked Well for how many days are you suspended?"

I was sure of a few days but even more funny was watching the creation of little factions of students who were plotting as to how to go about this problem whether to go and ask for forgiveness or to start a strike or to go and sit in class and hope for the best, 30 minutes later the same people are still waiting to do something, rather than do something on their own they want someone else to take the first step , no one did.

I decided no point in staying over and we all went back home, where i called me dad up and told him the situation and also the fact that i havent bunked any class and all and in fact this was the first seminar i had actually bunked and also told him to keep calm and not murder or obliterate someone over the phone like he normally can and mostly does on a regular basis. so he does call up the people and gives em a lashing as well about how his time was wasted while he was made to hold the phone and all but even he wasnt pissed off at me because well it wasnt my fault that i got suspended and i didnt get suspended alone it was just a way to shake up the students and you know make sure the parents know about what is happening here , not a bad move but the thing that really ticked me off more than the suspension was

The fact that it wasnt a suspension at all,one day off and then baaam we are to go back to college the next day?
Dammit i thought for sure i was to get a good old long weekend,friday off as well but as usual my luck is not as good as it could be and i had to report back to class the next day itself and everything was back to normal, no tension in the air and nothing, after all the melodrama and all that happened the previous day,the factions being made, the abuses being thrown the people getting shit scared about their parents call , it was back to normal again the next day
I mean i know i wouldnt get proper suspension like a month or something here but come on we all needed a break and a few days off from here wouldnt be the worst thing in the world, am sure even the teachers would have like a bit of peace and tranquility away from the students and their stupid ideas and questions, i know i would have loved it.