That ass!

Again, I need to repeat, I do not like cricket one bit, every single time I have been to a stadium its been against my will and well because my dad wants to take me to the ball game and have a little father son bonding which to be fair we never have been able to do ever since I started loving football and defected from the love of cricket that my father for some reason thinks I had.

A week ago my dad tells me that he got tickets for the Mumbai Indians V KKR game, we had already been to the Pune V KKR game a week back and I did not want to go and see another game, my dad however had the ace up his sleeve, he flashes an envelope and tells me, "have a look at the tickets"

I snatch em from his hand and glare at the last few words at the bottom of the ticket

"PLATINUM LOUNGE"
Get in my man, I though to myself, we are going to watch the match in style.
So the D day comes, while most of the crowd had to bear the scorching temperature in Calcutta for the 4 PM game, my dad and I walked on in style at 3 PM, a special entrance for us , red carpet and a lift to take us up to the lounge. Typical hot women escorting the 2 of us to our "box seats", which was a beautiful room, air conditioned of course, with a fridge with a ton of cola and juice, a couple of sofas, a lot of comfortable chairs and lots of KKR goodies and merchandize for us to take home, Indians we are of course, so all this was free. Plus the balcony adjoining the room was brilliant, we could see the entire game if we wanted from the outside as well, with half of the crowd staring at me in envy I believe as I walked out like a champion to get a view of the ground.

The other reason I did step out was that Sachin was being commemorated for his achievement of 100 centuries in international cricket and our great CM Mamata Banerjee [less said about her the better] was in all her glory praising Sachin for his achievement and all. Giving him a ton of goodies as well, Sachin also tried his hand in Bengali and Mamata tried hers in English, enough of that shit.

The good stuff was in the lounge, we also had a tv which was broadcasting the game on SET MAX and if we did miss something in the match we could catch the same event on TV a couple of seconds later. 
Now the lounge is to be shared by a few people, this was not exclusive to us, so there was this father who had brought his crazy cricket loving 5-6 year old son, whose math skills were amazing, easily letting us know what the run rate should be or how many runs are needed per over for the Riders to win, astounding, this kid was brilliant in division and well even had a proper cricketing brain telling us constantly 
"If Gambhir is out, we will lose" or "We need to score a boundary in every over now"

The other occupants in the room were a few college going kids who went berserk and were leaning on the balcony blocking my dad's view of the game  as we sat like kings on the sofa, Dad was getting all hyper like he does in any cricket game
"Tell them to bloody move", "MOVE!", he kept on saying, I kept on telling him, calm down dad its alright, let em have a bit of fun.

With my dad constantly getting upset that he cant see the pitch, the other people in the lounge were a man and his oh so sweet daughter, dear lord she was something special, close to the most perfect woman I might have seen in the flesh. Beautiful was she, amazing body, face and she spoke amazing english, everything I probably needed in a woman cept the fact that she seems to like cricket more than football, thank you Lord for your creations.

So they also move to the balcony to see the game and as luck would have it, they end up standing right in front of our view, while my dad again is going berserk and wants them to move, I get to see this hot woman with this amazing ass, right in front of me jumping up and down, my dad keeps on telling me
"Why the hell don't they move? don't they know we can't see? Tell them to move na"

I keep on telling myself, calm down dad, I am getting to see a lot more than I actually want to see, the result of the match didn't bother me much, my day was made, the lady and that ass. Sweet Jesus, I love lounges and I LOVE WATCHING THIS KINDA CRICKET. 
Dear Lord that was some ass that!

Sexism and Equality

Now most people , in fact women as a whole complain about the fact that they arent treated "equally" or given equal chances to do things and are always bullied out by men, they rant and its quite justified because we have been [as a country and a complete community] been trying to push the entire female gender down under the soles of the other gender men, am keeping the 3rd genders away from this topic, for now.

My point now is that while we have tried our level best to you know bridge the gap between the sexes and try to treat the other gender equally but still a few of them, i dont mean the vast majority but still a few of em arent happy enough with our "treatment" of the other sex, they still say that men are preferred and treated better in most circumstances, but the question is do women actually know how we men treat other men, as in friends and or enemies?

First thing we do is abuse the shit out of each other, either behind each others backs[ well actually this is what women do], if we men have to say something we do say it , no beating around the bush and of course abuse the day lights out of each other especially if we are friends, in fact I personally abuse my friends and close friends a hell lot more than the people i hate or dont like, so i should technically and every man should not shut their trap when they see a woman close by, because of course they should see how we arent acting or treating em differently

Infact that is my bone of contention, why is it that women are supposed to be treated the same but still be treated differently when we men are around em,dont abuse,dont shout,dont act like you have never eaten food before and hog out, dont make sexual jokes,its not like women dont do the same,just because they do it in a group all silent and unknown to idiots does it mean its alright for them but not for us?

Like in one case,while i was abusing in college a girl tells me
"adeem you should look at who is around you,like a girl is there, you shouldnt abuse"
me:did i abuse you?
girl: no
me:See thats the problem, when i try to treat men and women the same , you people still have a problem, and rather than saying that i treat women equally i end up being a sexist and a chauvinist .

Its simple, women have double standards,they want the best of both worlds
its like
They want to have the cake,eat it too,not share it,bake a brand new cake,show it to the men ,make em drool and then say,"you dirty rascals dont know how to behave,so we eat this cake also"
typical