Goooooaaaaaaalllllllll

Now it wont take a rocket scientist to guess what this blog will be about,its about me love for football,the game which is played by most people in the world,the International body FIFA has around 150+ members,which is the most by any sports body in the world,the fact that really pisses me off is that apart from cricket no sport in India gets any support at all,in hockey we were gold winners 8 times in the Olympics,but we failed to qualify in the 2008 Olympics,hell we the India football team were invited to play in the 1950 Fifa world cup,but we didnt go to the event coz we didnt have no shoes....and that is a fact not a made up story.....its true

Back to the point,football is the one sport i watch any time i get,any team,any league will do[European mostly]....and the one club that i support more than any other club is of course Liverpool Fc which most of you should have known by now,for those numbnuts who dont know a thing bout us
1:Liverpool is the most successful English Club in terms for Winning the League 18 times but we are now tied with Malchoda Utd who also have 18 now

2:Liverpool is the most successful English club in Europe with 5 Champions league Titles....yes more than Malchoda,More than Chelshit[they havent won any european cups] and Arsenal

so again as you all should know i support my club through thick and thin.....no nonsense of switching clucs like chintoo did...i know you changed your allegiances from Manure to chelshit coz of the money.....so every time there is a liverpool game on the emotions run riot and i end up abusing,celebrating or just pissing people off....here are the top celebrations done in the past few years

1:Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea [2003 Premier league]
Michael 'Judas' Owen scored in the 90th minute
One of those games where i was thinking that the goal would just not come,but it did come in the 90th minute and i was so freaking happy i started jumpin and screaming and shouting at the top of me voice on me old rickety bed which was quite fragile....this i did at around 10:30 pm which was late nite at that time not anymore....so a crack is heard....next thing i know my dad comes running in me room and finds me sandwiched between a mattress and a lotta plywood

2:AC Milan 3-3 Liverpool [2005 champions league final]
We won the game 4-3 on Pens after trailing 3-0 at halftime...the greatest comeback in history probably
All Liverpool fans remember this one...that amazing night in Istanbul,its only us the Liverpool fans who thought maybe we can win this after Milan ripped us apart and were leading and cruising at halftime 3-0...i remember me friends askin me the next day
"By how many did Milan win"
i replied "We won on Penalties.....fuck yeah....fuck fuck fuck"
they didnt watch the entire game coz they thought the match was over
so rite after Dudek saved Shevchenko's penalty cue the dancing and celebrating,[no shouting this time...i was warned]...but since i was sleeping on the floor....coz me bed was broken...i slipped and hit my head on my desk....i started seeing more stars than a boxer who got punched by Iron Mike Tyson

3:West 3-3 Liverpool[2006 FA Cup final]
We win again on Pens
Stevie G scores probably one of the best and greatest FA cup goals in the 94th minute
i remember i was shifting and taking stuff from me old flat to me new one and i had to keep tabs on the score from a pal of mine....and when i heard that we won the Cup i was screaming and shouting and me dad was like
"what the hell is wrong why are you shouting? its just a football game"
i replied
"thats the passion dad...you wont understand you manure supporter"

4:Manchester UTD 1-4 Liverpool [March 2009]
A hammering at OLd trafford
the day when we raped our greatest and most hated rivals crap u at old trafford....i was watching the game with a manure pal of mine 'manko' and when Gaynaldo scored from a pen i was like "oh no here we go again" but then Torres made Vidic look like his bitch and Vander sar was licking his own gaad [ass]......stevie made evra his bitch got a pen and kissed the Badge and the camera....amazing...Fabulous Aurelio scored a majestic free kick and just to spice things up Nemanja Bitch itch was sent off.....and to rub salt into the festering wound...our 3rd choice Left back playing as a winger scored a goal looping the ball over Vander gaaars head....and i was abusing and making fun of manko so much that he left before the final whistle blew...and he vowed never to come to watch a manu game at my place.......

5:Fulham 0-1 Liverpool [March 2009]
Benny scores again at the death
While we hammered away at Fulham ,hitting the post 3 times in the game it was a feeling of deja vu,thinking we would not win the game...but Benny popped up and scored again at the death 94th minute...it was like 1:30 Am over here and me dad popped into me room to charge up his cell phone as soon as Benny scored i jumped up and started screaming and shouting and abusing away...all this while holding my dad

Me dad learnt a lesson and now never NEVER comes into me room while a football game is on!

The Curse

I dont have too many superstitious beliefs ,there are the occasional little gimmicks i do pull out for some reason or another....which have become a part and parcel of my life....not that i want to do em but i am a little sceptical as to the part where if i dont do it like i have always done it my day will go bad....so i guess i am a little bit superstitious ......you know the things i do are like
1:gargle only by multiples of 2....
2:hammer my shoes on the floor before i put em on
3:wear the same underwear for my entire exam routine
4:not to cut me nails during me exams
5:and also not to cut me hair during the same

so for all of these "precautions" i still have this massive huge fucking curse on me....
and the curse has been going strong for the last 10 or so years.....so lets get it started

the Curse is called the "ELECTRONIC CURSE"....where for some reason whatever electrical device i own or even touch must go bust sometime or another no mater how hard i try to keep electronic gadgets safe they always go bust.......

it all started in '97 when i was in Dubai.....my first electronic thingy was a tamagochi....you know that stupid virtual pet everyone was having at that time....it was the FAD of the year and all that jazz......the thing worked like a charm but after 2 months it went bust.....and it couldnt get repaired.......fine i thought nothing massive.......

the real curse began when i came back to Calcutta....i brought my ps1 along with me after we came to cal......and wouldnt you know it right after 4 months of shifting to cal....the ps1 broke.....this was in 2002......well i thought it was fine coz i had the ps1 for like 3 years?
what the fuck how the hell did the ps1 get jacked up right after 4 months of staying in cal.....i layed the blame on me bihari relatives and the curse they put on it......

moving on.....in 2003 i got a ps2 from Dubai......WHOPPPEEEEEE......which again worked ass kickinglee good....until it went bust in around 2005.....and although it did get fixed by the "authorised sony service station" twice it broke again then i got it modded and now it broke again just a few weeks back

which leads me to the next and probably the saddest days of my life right now...
the gem of my life....the one thing i thought that wouldnt leave me....would love me no matter what.....just passed away...[actually passed away 6 fucking months ago....was in mourning]....the ps3......yeah i was lucky enough to own a ps3[thanks a ton dad] especially shipped from the US of A.......and for all my luck it was shit luck...so here we go...
the ps3 i got was a jap NTSC version which for all you NOOBs out there means that i coudlnt play any of the old ps2 original games i had coz they were the PAL european version....fair enough
i coudlnt make head or fucking tail of the manual coz it was in fucking jap......the only good thing bout the ps3 was that it wasnt a bitch to use.....it was real easy to use and plus i got the ps3 with the largest memory space...the 80 gig one.....

i got me ps3 a few months after the release of the console all around the world so as i said i was real lucky......this was in 2007 i guess maybe a little earlier ....so i was real pleased....now i bought the ps3 instead of the xbox 360 coz of the failure issues.....we all the RROD for the 360s[The RED RING OF DEATH] thats the thing that made me stay with sony...that and my stupid idiotic brand loyalty thingy........

so as i was saying a few months after my ps3 came i started reading bout some ps3s going bust.....but that was less than 1% they said......it was called the YLOD....[yellow light of death]....which meant that the ps3 is broke "a complete hardware failure".....i didnt read much into that but wouldnt you know it ....the YLOD only happened to the "JAP NTSC 80 GIG PS3S" and i had one.....and of all the things my ps3 worked great for like a year and just when it was out of the warranty zone......wham!....i get the YLOD...with Fifa 09 stuck inside the fucking blue ray drive......that shit got me real depressed....and i still havent recovered......hopefully the ps3 will get fixed as i just sent it to the sony service center today
FINGERS ARE SO FUCKING CROSSED RITE NOW!

and here is a list of some other electronic devices i somehow screwed up
1:Vcr
2:Dvd player
3:Tv
4:Robot Pet
5:Gameboy Color
6:Computer[Multiple times...i blame trojans for this though]
7:Laptop