4055

I have not had the greatest of stories to tell from my office, till now. This was a day never to be forgotten, first all my bosses were away on tour leaving me to do some much needed trolling before I have my review.

The morning started like any other office morning, checking a ton  of emails and just getting pissed at some idiots who either fucked up or sweating my balls off if I made some error. However, today was a day not to be concerned about projects, artworks, dpns etc etc etc, this was the day, Manish, one of my besties from THE OFFICE  shone like a bright beacon and brought about a ton of laughter and craziness.

#This really did feel like a kickass episode from the office where people owned Dwight or Gareth #

So there is this person working in office called Arjun, seems like a typical humourless office nerd, thin, bespectacled , short, the typical guy you would pick on in office.
Manish has had a kick ass time owning this guy, once he was staring at soap noodles, things that are used to make soaps, 

Arjun: What is this?
Manish : These are soap noodles.
Arjun : So what do you do with them?
Manish : You eat them and then the next morning when you take a shit, you get a bar of soap out of your ass
Arjun : .............
Manish : Hahahahahahaha (walk away)

Recently we got our extension phones for the internal communication, Manish had been searching for just one guys number, that is right, Arjun, unfortunately his name was not on the list of numbers provided to us, saddened but certainly not broken, he found a novel way of searching for the number, off he went through his emails

Me :What the hell are you doing?
Manish : Dude, that guy had taken over from someone, (reads one email and gets the  number of the guy he took over from)

NOW STARTS THE FUN

The number comes out to be 4055, in a jiff Manish calls him up

Manish : IS this Arjun Roy?
Arjun: Yes it is
Manish : Ok (slams the phone down)

We all burst into laughter

A few minutes later we get Neha , another of our colleagues who is part of the group to call up Arjun, initially she was a little reluctant but how can you resist some craziness in the office?

So she calls him up

Neha : Hello?
Arjun : Hello.
Neha : Please provide 4 cups of coffee at the 12th floor (Slams the phone)

We all laugh extra hard, since there are only 11 floors in our building. We actually had to stop this tirade and work for us to stop laughing like some crazy hyenas .

I had to tell Manish to calm down and let him live or he would write a mail the next day stating he would not require the extension line.

Manish though was not done, now he did not target Arjun on his extension, instead he called Arjun via his own extension on Arjun's mobile number, as soon as Arjun picked up the call since it was the office number , Manish goes "MEOOOOWWWWWW".

Mad laughter issues once again.

I can't face Arjun ever again without bursting into laughter, its craziness, its madness, its what I want my office to be, every damn day.

As I leave my office, I pick up the phone and dial in 4055, 
Arjun : Hello

Me : Laughs and slams the phone.
 Goes over to his floor, with Manish, looks at him, bursts into laughter and heads home.

A proper trolltastic day at the office