Poem

Here is something a little different from me normal posts......

Once upon a time in a city where all you stay
there lives a comedian/idiot/weirdo who was happy in almost every way
the one thing he really craved for
was a chick that he would go out with and do something more
but luck he had none
he never knew any chicks....absolutely none
so early in 2006 he was introduced to a site
which is now a part of everyones life
twas called orkut of all things and places
filled with people of guys and girls of different castes creeds and races
so there he started searching for the special one
but all he found was scum
so he made a new policy
adding chicks from here and there randomly
and boy did that work for him
he had over a 100 friends ,90% were femmes
and then started the laborious task
of finding out what is actually behind each girl's mask
girls were weird to him and they still are thick
shopping,gossip,clothes,lipstick,
he doesnt know why they like those things
and he never had those things as his likings
so most chicks fell off his radar
he didnt see the twinkle in their eyes still searching in futility for that one star
of course the knight had a few requisites of his own
language skills,humour and the chick should not nag or moan
and out of the blue came this one girl
who loved rock music,football and had no nonsensical twirls
so chat they did everyday
topics covered were abuses,music and football which were in no way gay
and in due course of time ,strange things were felt
for some reason he would feel warm inside and things would melt
twas the feeling of love people said
but love was never something he imagined in his stupid head
"love is stupid ,love is gay"
but as the days went by he would fall deeper and deeper in the way
but never did he let her know how he felt
the fear of rejection ,that obstacle was not dealt
so he kept this secret in him,not wanting to let it out
although inside him all he wanted to do was shout
they met a few weeks later at a mall
and he found out that she wasnt real tall
but that didnt matter,they both turned out to almost the same
laughin away,watching a flick and calling each other abusive names
but none of em tried to change the friendship into something more
almost like we left it in the cold store
time went and so did the chance
the news came she was leaving for the country which is hated by france
he felt empty inside,hollow and was a part to blame
but he changed his target and tried to find some new game
find he did but the new one was not the same
she was a pain with her constant naggin it made him insane
while on the other end,the one he loved was gone
and the friendship was torn
3 months was all that his relationship lasted
and as he ended it he was blamed by the 2nd chick and was blasted
now he was left with none
and there he felt his life was again happy and fun
the american chick came a chatting again
where the old hatchet was buried ,the reasons were as usual lame
the feelings for her have reduced ..NOT
but it has gone down from love to like a lot
because he learned something from this 3 year ordeal
love is a crazy retarted thing to feel
confusing ,frustating ,painful yet amazing
so made a vow he did for love
"Never would he fall in love again....
so he just kept on shaggin with all the hot models name"