Now we all have at least taken 1 freaking test trying to find out what our IQ is.....you know Iq "intelligence quotient" well in one exam i got a 137 ,although that would certify me to be a genius ,not many of my friends would dare even think bout calling me a genius ,so much for that IQ testy,now FQ is a totally different matter,you know they say that beauty is only sking deep,and love is blind and all that crap.....
How do you rate a chick or a guy?[for all the girls and gays out there]......the answer to all your problems is FQ or Fuck Quotient.......people normally rate a "person" as to how good looking they are or for the ladies out there how much cash a guy has,well gujju guys do the same for a chick so as you can see there are a ton of problems regarding the ratings of a "person"......thats why i came up with the FQ ......it simply is a score out of 100 for a chick or guy ,the higher the score is,the more likely you would wanna fuck em.......
But its not as simple,although most people would go for a person with a high FQ,the criteria set per person is different ,for example for my set of criteria for scoring a FQ for a chick is.....
20 -Face
15-Tits
15-humour
15-Body
10-Language
10-Hairstyle
05-Music
05-Football
05-Abusing
as you can see the score differs for different people,i want a chick who can abuse ,yes,but that is not the most important,neither is the football liking or having a same taste in music as i would,but face,tits humour and body count a lot more,so does language as in she must and i repeat MUST know english well,in fact she shld be real good in english or at least be as good as i am.
so each person can judge on a different scale,people can forgo the hairstyle thingy,i like chicks with long hair,people can replace the last 3 for something that they can relate to,hell man desperate people can lower the score of Face tits and all that,it all depends on what a person wants and thinks,i might give a chick a score of 80 but another person may give it a 90 or a 60,plus these scores also help in deciding what to do with the chick.......
FQ Action
0-10 You dont know anyone who scores so low,if you do,you are an asshole
11-20 If and i stress IF you know someone who scores in this bracket,avoid them at all costs,you could sms them once in like 6 months
21-30 Again to be avoided ,but the sms' could be a little higher like once in 2 months,plus you could add em on FB or orkut
31-40 Chat with em once in a while on them networking sites
41-50 Halfway mark,you could chat with em regularly,if you are that desperate,typical sister material
51-60 If your date level is not high and desperation is HIGH ,then go for it
61-70 Average ,nothing good,but nothing bad as well,fuckable maybe enjoyable maybe not depends
71-80 The hot friend you always wanted to bed ,we all have one but we cant do jack about it
81-90 That hot chicks you find somewhere hidden ,like a diamonds in a coal mine,untouchable,unbelievable,but its always there and out of reach,any chance at all with this score DO IT DO IT.....DO IT FUCKING NOW!
90-100 This score is exclusively reserved for very few chicks,of course celebs come into this category but it is the score for that one amazing chick that you find somewhere random and you dont think should i or should i not?.....you gots to gots to go for it,if you get the chance.........but this is the chick of your dreams and you cant let go of it
100+ Yes there are some girls who you would rate and give em a score of 100+ but only 1 or 2 can fit into this score ,some chick who no matter what form they are in or how they look or how bad a time they are passing through ,you would fuck em no matter what.......even if it means certain death,Aids ,STD's anything but that chick is the one you would die fucking.......i mean i would
And just so you know i do rate celebs on the scale......so here we go
Angelina Jolie-90 ......she is old now....and been fucked far too many times
Britney Spears-100+.....she is the on true love of mine,i would even take the bald version.....
Charisma Carpenter-85....check her out on the Tv show Angel.....
Demi Moore-80....an old titless milf
Priyanka Chopra-100+.....the only indian chick who is a 100+ for me
Salma Hayek-80
Penelope Cruz-90
and the list goes on and on and on.....oh yeah pornstars should not be FQ'd coz it makes no sense.they been done in so many times......it really is a joke for the FQ scale......so go on start rating ...FQ all the way
PS:Please for the love of God dont go to females and start telling them how fuckable they are and all,that only works on whores and prostis ,you will get slammed in jail,and dont fucking blame me for all this,this stuff has to be done secretly,dont go screaming about aloud bout FQ and all.......
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