The Queen's Language

A few years back I was brought back into this city and the first day of school was a torrid affair as you all should know by now, yes the same school gave me a million stories to talk about in great detail and probably made my school life something which only a handful of people can imagine it to be. Crazy teachers, stories, students, fights, etc, it goes on and I like always am glad now that I was part of the history that is STB.

One thing still stands out more than anything else was the language of communication, while I was studying in the school, it was an absolute no no to communicate in English, not even abuse a bloke in English, while it was the norm to sing songs , scream , shout and abuse about in the vernacular language, hell I must admit, I picked up a ton of crazy abuses because of this and yeah to be fair abusing someone in Hindi or Bengali is way more fun than using a Mother fucker or Bitch in English.

I was heckled almost on a daily basis by the rest of the gang, not my best pals because they knew english back then but always communicated in the other languages, I was a constant target with nicknames like "Dubai" or "Saudi" not only because I mostly spoke in English but also because I came back to India after a few good years in Dubai and no , Dubai is NOT part of Saudi Arabia.

Now however it seems everyone has jumped on the English bandwagon and the same people who heckled the shit out of me for speaking something else , now only want to communicate in English, its not because they have had a sudden realization that without them knowing English they wont be able to communicate with a vast majority of people but rather to impress women so that they can come up with catchphrases like

"Cool man, wassup dude"

or 

"Yo mama, you looking so hot tonite"

and then I am not a grammar nazi but Jesus some of the things I get to hear

"Definitely , I will come to your house yesterday"
really?

Its at times like these that it pains me to point out some people are actually part of the same batch that passed out as I did. dont get me wrong, I am not embarrassed that some of my class mates still cannot speak english well, what does piss me off is this sudden realization that English has to be a part of life and that just speaking in Hindi anymore is not "cool" or wont help anyone be a "chick magnet", ruddy show offs.

So now when some of the others still do try to speak to us, we [ the gang of 5] always speak in Hindi or in Bengali, no need for English, we are what we are and you cant change that, so please FFS keep that "English realization" away from us, we are STB, we ruled English before it became cool, so get back to the Hindi convos online and off and we can all be happy and not make more grammar nazi errors.

 

 

Here i go again

Now i know i havent got much to complain about in life........
i have more than the essentials needed.....a good house...check
a tv with cable.....check
my music....check
my game stations....check.....
a good set of pals.....check
kickass parents.....check.....
but there still are things that really get my goat and probably make mutton kababs out of it....so here i go....as usual ranting about things and as usual nothing can be done bout em

1:People who act fake or try to be cool:i have been all across the world but i have neer come across people and the way they act in calcutta
i mean at the malls all the wannabes....the people who try to act cool and all....plus when guys try so hard to impress chicks and all doing things which they are not good at

2:chicks who like the people i just wrote about in 1:yes i hate it when chicks fall for those fakeys

3:people trying to speak english when they obviously cant:i dont need to explain this do i?
please i dont try to speak languages i dont know.....and people who dont know english shoudnt try it.....it shld be a crime to speak the language if a person doesnt know it

4:people getting surprised when they learn bout my comps condition:if you know me for more than 3 years ......you should know that my computer crashes a lot....and so does most of the electronics i own/use....aka THE CURSE

5:people getting offended by my jokes and abuses:please ....dont make faces etc when i start abusing and cursing or joking.....if you dont like it......get the fuck out of my abuse range..........i promise i wont go after you if you are like 500 miles away from me.....i promise

6:people who dont like my taste in music: i got 2 words for them...fuck off....

7:manu fans:i dont think i need to write much about them scumbags....douchebags...losers....jerks

8:and for the time being and the one thing i do hate a lot are/is biharis.....will tell all bout em in me next blog for sure.....!